"This life is more than just a read through."

Last night we overheard our neighbors fighting.  And then, we didn't hear anything for a while.  And then, we heard them fighting again... only it was the same fight - word for word.  We realized that we are in West Hollywood, and therefore, the fight wasn't a fight.  It was two guys rehearsing what sounded to us like a scene from The Birdcage.

We also saw a guy in our gym who looked like Fabio.  And then, we realized that we are in West Hollywood, and therefore, the guy who looked like Fabio was actually Fabio - long, lustrous, flowing hair and all.